That Time A JACKED Joe Rogan Was Forced To Put HANDS On An Internet Troll

If you know what Myspace is, you have probably lived long enough to see social media evolve over the years. For those who do not know, Myspace is the present day equivalent of Facebook and email services combined…. Needless to say, it was highly popular back in the 2000s.

 

The year was 2006, and the stage was set. The contenders?

Joe Rogan and a Myspace troll!!!

Literally.

The 2 go head to head on Myspace and the whole thing is awesome.

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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 1, 2006 4:17 PM
Joe Rogan, I hate you… you’re not funny…
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 1, 2006 8:07 PM
I love the fact that you need attention so bad that you had to email me that. That makes me feel happy Enjoy your depression. —–
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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 7:59 AM
You really are an idiot… that 15 seconds now these 15 seconds now equal one-half of a minute that I spent letting you know that you are not funny… I sent you the message b/c you shamelessly plugged some gay event, 20 times, that i’m not goign to look at… How many medications are YOU on and then you tell me who is the depressed attention-whore… Enjoy balding,

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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:30 AM
First off, my employees send those out, and if you don’t want them, get off my list. Second off, you responding to any of those event requests, and doing it the way you did it, just shows me what a hunt of a man you are. You don’t like me? That’s great, because you’re obviously a douche bag, and the opinions of douche bags mean nothing. I love it when losers like you don’t like me. I like it even more when they express it. It makes me feel really good about my life when an insecure fat f*** like yourself takes the time out to email me, because that just shows me the way your shitty little mind works, and insures me that you’re always going to be what you are now… a failure. There’s always gotta be people like you around, because they make people like me stand out

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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:45 AM
hahah, did i strike a nerve or something… you seem a bit testy by the way, my apologies… I should have shown Joe Rogan MUUUUCH more respect. Actor? Comedian? Shakespearian extrodinaire… People like you are the reason that everybody thinks they can make it in Hollywood and because people like you, anybody can make it into Hollywood… Look at William Hung. You did kill the Man Show Insecure? I guess we have something in common because you keep coming back at me… Your career is about over anyway, do you plan to work at the family hardware store after that? i’ll be back after your next message to me… I have a bag of snacky-cakes to eat. I’m behind on my daily quoto. I’m never going to be as fat as your ego if i have to stop eating and type. ,.. Kevin

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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:49 AM
I only wish this conversation was in real life, so I could see the nervousness in your fat little face. I enjoy these little email conversations that I have with haters You emailed me and insulted me because you have a mediocre mind, and that’s the extent of your capabilities. You trying to insinuate that I’m a loser is even more hysterical, because I’ve accomplished more in my life than you ever will if you could live a thousand of your shitty lives.

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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:53 AM
hahahh, Oh really? What is it that you have accomplished, Joe Rogan?

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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:55 AM
Google search me, you fucking failure

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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:58 AM
you’re avoiding the question… what have you accomplished

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From: Joe Rogan Date:
Mar 2, 2006 8:59 AM
That’s my answer, find out yourself.

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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:01 AM
hahah, Joe Rogan… This is the funniest form I have ever seen you in. You’re only accomplishment, in my memory, is taking a highly successful show (The Man Show) and running it into the ground merely by your presence alone. I also don’t think playing second-fiddle to Brooke Shields is much of an accomplishment.

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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:09 AM
I was never on a show with Brooke Shields. I was however on 2 shows that made it to syndication, fear factor and newsradio, which means I never have to worry about money for the rest of my life. Think about that when you’re getting told what to do by your boss and struggling to pay your bills. I agree that the man show sucked, but unfortunately there wasn’t a whole lot I could do about it at the time. I did however, make a f*** load of money from it, and had the time of my life. You’re an ugly, fat faced zero, and I’m a famous multi millionaire. Those are the facts there, dear sweet kevin

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From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:27 AM
If we are arguing who has more money… YOU WIN!!! I’m sure your “Well i have more money than you” comeback comes in very resourceful on a daily basis when people constantly tell you how not-funny you are. But i’m 20 years old… where were you at age 20 junior college? About the fat thing… I didn’t realize I was fat, maybe becaue i’m so insecure, I’ll go purge a few pounds and tell some tabloid that Joe Rogan made me do it. . . Skinny Hollywood, actually… What is more pathetic tho… Hollywood actor making poor attempts to insult 20 year old college student and brag about who has more money because the college student didn’t think he was funny. And dont’ call me ‘Dear sweet Kevin. I don’t what type of ‘man show’ you are wanting to make, but i want no part in it.

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